Have you ever seen those 800 pound people and wondered how they got that way. I mean, how does someone that is too large to get out of bed, get more food?
They have a co-dependent relationship with another person. That person brings them food and doesn't require them to do anything. They don't even have to get out of bed!
I need some of THAT! If I did have a co-dependent food provider, I would demand that they make me Thanksgiving on a Stick. Because if they did make me Thanksgiving on a stick, I would be able to eat and watch the football games. That would be awesome!